EST. 2025 · LICENSE PENDING

WE DON'T REMOVE PESTS.WE INSTALL THEM.

GOKIs deploys a colony of small, fast critters onto your Mac. They scatter from your cursor, hole up in the corners, and quietly move in.

DEPLOY TO MACFREE · MACOS 15.6+ · APPLE SILICON
350M
YRS FIELD-TESTED
100K
MAX CRITTERS
0
CHEMICALS USED
$0
ESTIMATE
FIELD NOTICE · NO. 01

WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE INSTALLING?

Small. Fast. Surprisingly good at not being where you just looked.

Their family has run continuously for roughly 350 million years — outliving dinosaurs, three ice ages, and at least two operating systems.

You've probably crossed paths before. Maybe in the kitchen. Maybe late at night, right at the edge of your vision.

YOU KNOW THE ONES.

OPERATIONS MANUAL

WHAT GOKIs ACTUALLY DOES.

Six small services. No chemicals, no cleanup, no exterminator on standby — just a little life in the corners of your screen.

SVC-01

CURSOR EVASION

Move the mouse close and they scatter — quick, twitchy, statistically uncatchable.

SVC-02

CORNER OCCUPATION

Idle a moment and they slip behind your windows, into the edges of the screen.

SVC-03

GIFT DEPLOYMENT

Set them loose on a friend's Mac. Reactions guaranteed. Friendships, less so.

SVC-04

AMBIENT INFESTATION

Or keep them for yourself. A small, ongoing presence that quietly populates your desktop.

SVC-05

ZERO FOOTPRINT

Native macOS. Tiny binary, runs silent in the background, stays out of the way.

SVC-06

TENANT CONTROL

Set the headcount (1 to 100,000), pick a display style, evict them from the menu bar.

STANDARD PROCEDURE

THREE STEPS. ONE QUIET INVASION.

  1. INSTALL

    Pull GOKIs from the Mac App Store. Free. macOS 15.6+ on Apple Silicon.

  2. DEPLOY

    Launch the app. Critters appear on the desktop.

  3. ATTEMPT CAPTURE

    Spoiler: 350 million years of practice is hard to beat.

FINAL NOTICE

READY TO LET A FEW IN?

Free on the Mac App Store. Lease terms apply. Friendships not warranted.

DEPLOY TO MAC

FREE · MACOS 15.6+ · APPLE SILICON